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The Two Kids That Blow Sh*t Up
\nby Carla Ching
\nDirected by Jeffrey Lo
\nJune 24 \u2013 July 26, 2026
\nSacramento Premiere<\/p>\n

Diana and Max meet at 9 years old, the day their parents start having an affair. In the ensuing decades, they see each other through highs and lows, trying not to make the same mistakes their parents did. A play about trying not to fall in love with your best friend so you end up hating them.<\/p>\n

\u201cTwo Kids\u2026<\/em>\u00a0is a bruising, mightily felt, sharply scripted and beautifully acted story of two people who, though their lives have been intertwined for almost 30 years, have yet to figure out what they mean to one another.\u201d \u2013 TALKIN\u2019 BROADWAY<\/p>\n

TICKETS<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

FEATURING: Rinabeth Apostol* & Jomar Tagatac*
\n*Member Actors Equity Association<\/p>\n

PERFORMANCE LENGTH: 1 Hour, 30 Minutes, No Intermission<\/p>\n

SPONSORED BY:\u00a0Kathryn E. Doi\u00a0& CapRadio<\/p>\n

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